it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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