scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
