love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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