Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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