been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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