you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Randomize
