Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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