Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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