Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
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