some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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