so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
Hey
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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