You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Screwed.edu
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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