don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
oh god was she eating orange peels again
I just found a bag of teeth...
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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