My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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