I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
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