I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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