Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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