Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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