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Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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