I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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