I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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