i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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