the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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