good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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