I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
Randomize
