ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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