Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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