My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
She's the barista slut.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
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