what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
Everything about him screamed your future.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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