awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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