We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
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