we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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