okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
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