i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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