he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
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