you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
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