The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
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