what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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