After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
Randomize