I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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