You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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