You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
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