i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
What a dumb baby whore.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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