People in love make me want to vomit
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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