i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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