there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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