Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
Randomize
