why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
I may or may not have eaten the rest of your birthday cake last night after getting blazed and watching harry potter.
i think you have the wrong number
so then it wasn't your birthday cake. k, cool.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
