I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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