its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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