East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
Randomize
