What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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