Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
Randomize
