would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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