called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
where does the pee come out of this thing
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
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