Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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